Axe lumbersexual. Vegan irony

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his pants up.","id":323}

{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":333}

{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make holy water?","punchline":"You boil the hell out of it","id":52}

{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?","punchline":"Because he was a fungi.","id":35}

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Jim Bohlen was an American engineer and activist who worked as part of the Atlas ICBM missile program and went on to be one of the founders of Greenpeace.

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