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{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}